The 'Dick Skin' Leaness Metric

like my what i like a little bit of test probe a little bit of trinacetate a little bit of wench draw for me that is the best combination of looking like putting on good quality muscle lots of strength and looking really dry with just fucking dick veins everywhere dick skin which i stole from you too that he you know but you stole that too right so i mean we all steal from each other i think i did lose their shit i dropped that line and they're like dick skin that's hilarious i'm like yeah i thought of it myself well i actually measured that one time just to see how lean that was and it's 2.6 millimeters how'd you measure it use my calipers can you demonstrate please you're not no i can't i can't we'll need i'm married now i'd get in trouble yeah zoe you'll understand she lets a lot of things slide when it comes to you and i having to talk about weird shit science it's the it's the 13th body fat site you get your 12th site and you need to measure your dick skin can you imagine like asking someone like listen i need you to caliper my dick for me i need to caliper your dick and i'll be like what like like yeah it's like the 10 site like do you understand oh my god you're only as lean as your smallest skin fold so we just we got to test your cock skin fold yeah i wonder if the taint you think the taint might be leaner because that's really taints a bit i mean i'll try that when we get off but yeah please report back so i can share with everybody i'll make zoe measure my taint well that is the thing too like the the distance between you know scrotum and the anus because i talk about how that shrinks and that feminizes more you know guys and stuff like that and i tell them i'm like listen the ting or grundle or whatever you want to call it the scientific term is anogenital distance the easy way to remember that my initials ag distance that's how you'll remember there's a reason and a purpose for everything so well that's been an amazing hour only an hour i'm cutting you off well damn it because because they'll want more but you guys know that Luke is speaking at the Austin Silverback in November and that is literally like you have not been to the U.S. since what 2019 yeah I well yeah 2020 so let's see Zoe and I got married February 2nd 2020 and then after that I flew over to do program design and in the middle of it is when like all the COVID shit came in and she goes, you're coming home now because they're going to shut the borders down. And I was, I was put, I put my foot down and said, no, I've never, ever, ever canceled a seminar. I've never cut one off in the middle. I'm not going to do it now. She goes, no, no, you're going to get stuck in Texas. And we don't know how long. And I went, fuck. So I got my ass on the plane, got back. And like, I got back like one or two days before they shut all the flights off from coming in. I haven't been home in over three and a half years. my god if you got stuck here i think we would probably petition to get you kicked out like we would have all had to entertain you and man that would be a hell of a responsibility man america's great america's cray cray right now i can't wait to come home and see because from what i see over here everything's fucking bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s dude like they're taking away everything that makes like men anabolic everything makes men men and plus like yeah you're gonna come here and be like

okay like ben who who uh ben macefield who was here this weekend for the event that we both spoke at he was like it's really hard to find clean food i'm like yeah it is you know even in the grocery stores and stuff like that but anyway when when zoe now i'm gonna i'm gonna Kanye West real quick because i do want to say this about that that like finding clean food the first time Zoe came over we were in Dallas and we went to an Albertsons and so we walk in and she sees how big the produce section is and the whole wall of pre-chopped pre-sliced pre-washed vegetables everything you could want like like you don't even need to do anything you just buy the container she goes I don't understand how people can be so overweight and obese here I'm like this is true I'll show you in a minute we drove down the road and I'm like there's 20 fast food stores on one corner. I'm like, that's why. Yeah. It is awful. Like the airports, Chick-fil-A, like super fast food, but. Getting bad here too. I know.